The slim, middle-aged man stood tall next to the accident, even as the sirens bore down on him. Even with a ripped suit, crumpled tie, messy hair, and a few scratches on his face, he still managed to look quite the gentleman.
The police officers slammed him against th
(more)e side of his dented and scratched Porsche and cuffed his hands behind his back. The whole time he was driven in the back of the car, he had a smirk playing across his calm face. They marched him into the station when they arrived.
They confiscated his phone. One text recently. It read "Fix my car, I'll b out in a bit to pick her up. I'll pay u back. Thnx."
The trial was quick. They couldn't figure out what he'd done. He wasn't cooperative, and was given six months in jail for contempt of the court.
When he got out they asked if he would do it again.
"I have no idea," he said, still with that eerie smile. "What did I do?"
"You don't know?"
"All I know is, I was part of a car chase. I avoided the police. There was no crime before that. The judge disliked the way I kept eye contact with him. Nothing else."
"Did you tell them that?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"It's amusing."
"What is?"
"The time I don't do anything, I get caught. All the crimes before that, everything I did, didn't get me any sort of punishment. When I finally got caught, all the other times I didn't helped me out. I appeared a model citizen who disregarded a judge's robes. A few months was shorter than half a lifetime's worth of sentences. What a wonderful world we live in indeed."
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