I rode my way across the mountain upon my new Schwinn moped.
The day was dark my vision was blurred and I felt mildly exhausted.
As I climbed higher my legs felt lighter and I reached the mountain peak my breath now bated.
Before I knew it my leg(more)s gave way, my control faltered and I shit, I wound up dead.
Do not drink the night before scaling a mountain on your moped. (less)