This apple is a pink lady imported from Washington.
Do you think it'll work for the pie?
Mmm....Definitely not. Too tasty. Try it. It must be something in Washington, something in the soil.
Hey aren't you imported from Washington?
Imported is a strong word. I was raised in th
(more)e suburbs of Portland. Technically, I'm from Washington, but I'm also from Israel and the road and that moment where some scared lady took a right turn into my bicycle and sent me flying and all of the undocumented workers on the corner waved their hands, looked at my wound and recommended legal council. I was fine though, scratched up. My bicycle, on the other hand, didn't look so hot. Anyways, the men at the corner saw injustice. The woman was shaking like she was the kind of person who always drove between the lines, under the speed limit, who rolled back at all stop signs and the one thing that she had ever done wrong was this, and was i okay? was i really okay? i mean, don't lie, if you're not okay i can take you to the hospital. i'd be happy to pay your bills.
but nothing hurt and i wanted only to quell this shaky woman's fear.
okay, i am from Washington, but imported sounds like i was desired in this big ugly city and so i got shipped here.
well, you did get that job. and they didn't pay your plane ticket, but they do pay you, so in a way you are imported.
self-imported. i was getting boring and wanted to be around lots of strangers who i would never get to know, and be challenged by the craziness of a big big city and live where gay people live.
really? it was that random?
yes.
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